Ah… nerdy girls. They hold a special place in our hearts. And no—we are not just talking about girls who cosplay in sexy costumes (though there is a special place in our hearts for those ladies as well!). Nerdy girls are usually intelligent, fun, goofy, and into a lot of the same things that many guys are into. They may be more likely to get into your comic book collection with you. They might be more willing to go see that super hero movie with you, or even to play your favorite video game with you!
And in this blog post, we are going to talk about some pickup lines that nerdy girls might be into. No, these pickup lines are (probably) not going to get her to jump right into bed with you. But they are funny, and if you drop one at the right time, she will probably perceive you as witty… and that is a good thing!
Girls like a guy who can make them laugh. So here are some pickup lines that might help you to do that!
Pickup Line Tip of the Day
When using pickup lines, remember not to think of a girl as a ‘prize’ or some kind of ‘problem to solve.’ Girls are people, and even if you are just looking for a casual good time, remember that the key is not to ‘trick’ her into going to bed with you. Be the kind of person who she would want to have a casual good time with.
How do you do that? You be yourself. You be independent. You be self-sufficient. You avoid clinginess, you make her laugh, you have fun, you show her a good time… and you look good while doing it. You also treat her with decency and kindness, but with a hint of naughtiness and sexual tension at the same time.
Remember that where women are concerned, everything has to be balanced.
Silly Nerdy Pickup Lines
These pickup lines are sure to get her giggling… but that is a very good thing! You want her to laugh and have a good time with you. Try not to take any of these too seriously. If you throw one of these pickup lines out into the conversation expecting it to be met with seriousness, you are definitely going in the wrong direction.
Women are generally silly and goofy by nature—so don’t be afraid to act goofy with her!
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!”
“Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!”
“I’d like to calculate the slope of those curves, please.”
“I need an answer for my math homework. Quick… what’s your number?”
“Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you’re looking right!”
Star Wars Pickup Lines
If your crush has a thing for Star Wars, these pickup lines might be the perfect way to go. If you are not super familiar with the movies, you might want to catch up by at least watching the original trilogy! Even better… tell her that you watched them because you heard that she liked them. Just don’t make too big of a deal out of it.
She will probably like that you were interested in something she liked… but at the same time, she wants you to have your own opinions about it. Just don’t be rude if it wasn’t necessarily your favorite thing!
“You’re the droid I’ve been looking for.”
“Can I call you my Na-boo?”
“Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
“I would hit that… like the side of a tree on Endor!’
“I find your lack of nudity disturbing!”
Yes, nerdy girls are a strange breed. But trust us… these will be sure to get her laughing if she is any kind of hardcore Star Wars fan!
Harry Potter Pickup Lines
If she is more of a Harry Potter fan, then these pickup lines might actually be better. Again… these are not necessarily going to make her drop her panties. The trick is to have a good time and to put her at ease.
Also remember that timing is really important. You need to be casual and cool when dropping lines like these. You also need to make sure to drop them while the opportunities are hot! If you wait and drop them at weird times, you might get only crickets for your effort—and that’s not necessarily what you want!
“Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me!”
“Are you a snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here!”
“Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!”
“Girl, are you sure that you’re a muggle? Because that ass is magical!”
“Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?”
Remember that sometimes, the best way to drop a pickup line is by announcing it. This might seem weird to think about… but it’s true. Here is an example.
Guy: So I heard some ridiculous Harry Potter pickup lines the other day. Wanna hear them?
Guy: [delivers favorite Harry Potter pickup lines…]
Or, you can set them up with simple conversational cues. Like this…
Guy: Hey have you seen Harry Potter?
Girl: OMG I love Harry Potter!
Guy: Well then I am pretty sure that you’re a Dementor… because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me!
Remember that a lot of nerdy girls are all about their fandoms… so when talking about these things, it is really important not to hate on the things she loves. Really… we have seen so many guys ruin dates because they couldn’t stop hating on the things a girl loves.
We are not totally sure why guys do this. But if she loves something, let her love it! Admire her love for it and enjoy talking to her about something she enjoys.
If you are not a big fan of it, you can absolutely say so… but don’t be overly negative about it.
Fine: I have seen the movies, but I will admit that I am not as into Harry Potter as I am into Star Wars.
Not Fine: I HATE Harry Potter. It is so stupid!
Fine: Harry Potter is pretty cool. I am just not quite as into the characters. I feel like they are harder to get a feel for than the characters from Star Wars.
Not Fine: I hate Harry Potter because it literally sucks. They are the worst movies of all time!
Rick And Morty Pickup Lines
More and more girls are getting into Rick And Morty these days… so it’s always a good idea to have some applicable pickup lines in your back pocket! Girls who love this show are usually pretty deep thinkers, so make sure that you take that into account when talking to her (AKA, no mansplaining!).
“Wanna go back to my place and get schwifty together?”
“I need you more than Rick needs Szechwan sauce.”
“We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can’t see us!”
“Show me what you got!”
“You’re a fine piece of ass, and I can prove it mathematically!”
Final Tips For Using Pickup Lines In-General
Remember that pickup lines rely as much on the delivery as they do on the material. So here are some tips to help you make the most of them.
- Practice them first! A smooth delivery is essential. There is nothing more embarrassing than trying to deliver a pickup line, only to pause half-way through because you can’t remember it!
- Never take a pickup line too seriously. The magic is in the laughter they cause!
- Always give girls room to laugh, act goofy, and have fun. If you get too serious too fast, you will ruin it!
- Stay relaxed and chill out. She will notice if you are super nervous, and that will probably make her nervous as well.
- Be yourself! Don’t try to be someone else while talking to a girl. Faking it will only create confusion and cause her to wonder if you can really be trusted.
- Women are attracted to class, style, intelligence, and confidence… so look your best and be classy! These are things to consider long before you even think about approaching a girl.
- Try to look your best if you plan on approaching a woman. This means dressing up before going out, meeting with friends, or going to events. The better you look, the better you will feel about yourself—and that confidence will give you a huge boost!
And finally, at the end of the day, remember that kindness is key. Nothing will kill your chances with a girl faster than you being an asshole. So be kind, do your best, and just have fun! Also, keep trying… even if the first attempt with the first girl doesn’t necessarily work out.
Joshua Sigafus is an experienced writer trying to make the world a better place. You can reach out to him on Facebook.